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There are many imsbosilic, out of touch, and totally brainless individuals that plague our modern society. As we see over in America, even the presidency is run by one, well by many actually. But few are as prominent as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, who's global whinge campaign has lasted six years, and looks like is taking its biggest turn yet.

The couple married in 2018 and have, to somes suprise, been together since. Throughout this time, the trecherous two, often dubbed as one of the most unhappy and money-orientated couples of all time, have- at every oppurtunity, made countless attempts to smear the royal family and bring their reputation into disrepute- typically gaining financially from it through netflix deals, interviews with their new best friend Oprah, and Harry's wretched book 'Spare', in which he details what a hard life he's had being served on hand and foot whilst eating caviar and lobster for dinner every night, describing brotherly squabbles with William as though he was a victim of domestic abuse.

Even while his ailing grandfather was in his last weeks, Harry's spoiled brat syndrome continued to be a dull headache for the family, and for the country, who had to endure this righteous little earthworm's ramblings. And it was always at the back of many peoples minds that one day, they would return with their tail between their legs. But why? Just a year ago, Harry said in an interview that he could never see a world where he could bring his family to live in the UK. This gave a lot of people, including me, the reassurance that by this they meant that they would be moving to a different planet. But no. All this meant was that they hadnt ran out of money from all of Harry's court cases and Netflix deals yet, so they were in no rush to return to the UK where they would be bailed out by the British taxpayer.

But now it would seem they have hit a brick wall. The deals have stopped, the cash isnt flowing in, the courts dont want to know, and practically everyone that was signing them up and rallying around them not too long ago are beggining to feel the same as we are- totally and utterly sick of this whining, moaning royal reject and his gold-digging wife, hollywood-reject Meghan. So now they must come back to the UK, get back in with the people they were slagging off to the world a couple of years ago, and continue to backstab, malign, and repulse everyone that they encounter...

And so, the scandal continues. They are back. And whilst everyone thought Andrew was the clear winner for the UK blithering idiot of the year award, he is now facing a contender, well two if you wish to count the hollywood reject.

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